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phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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OH MY GOD

scientifrick:

methtacular:

scientifrick:

"i wouldnt trade you for anything on this planet"

"okay but there are some really cool lizards on this planet”

lizards are creepy kylee

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710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

  1. teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
  2. teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*
nowyoukno:

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nowyoukno:

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